at my 16th birthday party my friend john accidentally flashed one of his balls and i remember it in vivid color & detail like sometimes i forget the faces of loved ones but that single nut haunts me. one time i fell in a ditch and i kept sabotaging myself like “what if the last thing i think of before i die is john’s nut” like i wasn’t actually gonna die but these are the kinds of things you consider when you fall in a ditch. john’s nut

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Growing out my undercut is extremely annoying.
Growing out my undercut is extremely annoying.


i’d like to thank the 5 followers of mine who acknowledge my existence

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5 weeks pregnant but I look about 5 months.

I’m going to be so fat.